smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

(Source: memewhore)

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smashgod:

"I’m going to need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put them waaay up inside your butthole, Morty."

rooster-tumble:

Here’s an experiment

If you’ve ever seen or heard about this saying, then please like or reblog this post.

tumbr561pete:

"Grasshopper"

Prototyping: Iceberg
Winter Grasshopper taken shape in nature, seventh and the eighth series of the first works of insects
via > blog.sina.com

possessed-night-guard:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(i dont reblog things on this blog but this was a keeper)

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